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If you've ever wanted a peek inside an idiot's brain, take a gander at these love notes written by Paris Hilton herself. On her fourth anniversary with Nick Carter she wrote this little gem: "I know you probably wonder from time to time what you mean to me ... you mean the world to me. Think of something you couldn't live without and multiply it by a hundred." Wow, by a hundred? That's, like, a lot.